if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

ghostkid:

girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

svosart:

friends-by-the-throat:

wilowisp:

Hello friends! I’m going to Disneyland in 2 days, June 19 2013 (yay!) If you reblog this I will write all of your urls on a piece of paper, and have Peter Pan sign it  *likes do not count* I will write it on here ↑

You’re gonna need a LOT of paper.

film his reaction, the post please.

linddzz:

psythurism:

Reblog everytime I see this

slytherins-tardis:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

The I Is UNDER stand: