asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

sniffing:

i know this is very shocking to some people but just because you have freedom of speech does not mean your words don’t have consequences and it sure as hell doesn’t mean you can go around insulting people left & right because if you think you can just get away with that and throw the “freedom of speech” card you’re in for a rude awakening

  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No